Monthly Archives: March 2015

Peter is A Heat Hater

A Heat fan dies on match day and goes to heaven in his Deep Red and Orange jersey.

He knocks on the old pearly gates and out walks St. Peter. “Hello mate” says St. Peter, “I’m sorry, no Heat fans in heaven.”images (1)

“What ?” exclaims the man, astonished.

“You heard, no Heat fans.”

“But, but, but, I’ve been a good man”, replies the Heat supporter.

“Oh really”, says St. Peter. “What have you done, then ?”

“Well” said the supporter, “Three weeks before I died, I gave 100 dollars to the starving children in Africa”.

“Oh” says St.Peter. “anything else?”

“Well, 2 weeks before I died I also gave 100 dollars to the homeless.”

“Hmmm. Anything else?”

“Yeah. A week before I died I gave 100 dollars to the Albanian orphans.”

“Okay”, said St. Peter, “You wait here a minute while I have a word with the god.” Ten minutes pass before St. Peter returns. He looks the bloke in the eye and says, “I’ve had a word with God and he agrees with me. Here’s your $300 dollars back, now fuck off”. 

You Should Worry Not

Are you worried about the pesticides and chemicals used by pest control companies?

Well, it is understandable for you to be worried. After all, pesticides and chemicals used to treat homes and buildings against various pests and vermin are not safe. They are not safe to humans. They are not safe to animals. They are not safe to plants. They are not safe to the environment. It has been proven time and time again.

However, does that mean you have to avoid rodent control services? Of course, you shouldn’t! How in the world can you properly get rid of that termite nest hiding behind your walls? How can you get stop that ant army invading your home? How could you protect your home and property against the onslaught of cockroaches, rats and various pests and vermin? The traditional method of slippers, traps and what other unconventional yet unreliable means. Come on, those are technically useless, especially if we consider how hardy most pests today are.

If you want to safeguard your homes or properties from pests, you should accept the fact that pest control companies would obviously use pesticides or chemicals. People cannot change this fact. You cannot change it and so do I.

If you are worried about your safety, then you could try looking for a pest control company that uses less dangerous and safer chemicals. A lot of companies are into green and organic pest control chemicals, pesticides and pest control methods these days. Why not try their services? You might them agreeable. Plus your pest problem could be resolved. This would be better than worrying what would happen to your home if you leave these pests unchecked.