Peter is A Heat Hater

A Heat fan dies on match day and goes to heaven in his Deep Red and Orange jersey.

He knocks on the old pearly gates and out walks St. Peter. “Hello mate” says St. Peter, “I’m sorry, no Heat fans in heaven.”images (1)

“What ?” exclaims the man, astonished.

“You heard, no Heat fans.”

“But, but, but, I’ve been a good man”, replies the Heat supporter.

“Oh really”, says St. Peter. “What have you done, then ?”

“Well” said the supporter, “Three weeks before I died, I gave 100 dollars to the starving children in Africa”.

“Oh” says St.Peter. “anything else?”

“Well, 2 weeks before I died I also gave 100 dollars to the homeless.”

“Hmmm. Anything else?”

“Yeah. A week before I died I gave 100 dollars to the Albanian orphans.”

“Okay”, said St. Peter, “You wait here a minute while I have a word with the god.” Ten minutes pass before St. Peter returns. He looks the bloke in the eye and says, “I’ve had a word with God and he agrees with me. Here’s your $300 dollars back, now fuck off”. 

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